The Bar Gods Have Smiled

[Zach Matthews]

Despite fishing far too much, including in Brazil, I managed to pass the Tennessee Bar.

Zach

[Carter Simcoe]

congratulations

[nemoblackdog]

Congrats.

May your journey allow you to stay on the streams as much as possible.

I got as far as taking the LSATs, but decided to stay in engineering for grad school.

[Joel Thompson]

Good job Zach! Now I think it is only appropiate that you tell the first lawyer joke! Like what’s the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk in the middle of the highway? There are skid marks before the skunk!!!

[John Stanley]

Good job.  Now, quit being a lawyer.  This early exit will allow you to look back in fondness of your time as a lawyer.

[flybug.pa.]

Congrats! on the downside, you will probably have less time to fish

[Mike Anderson]

Congrats Zach!

[anonymous]

You’re an impressive young man, Zach. I sense good things for you ahead. But when it comes time for retirement — and it will happen faster than you could imagine — let me offer this: Retirement is everything it’s cracked up to be, and more. Now I wish I’d done it earlier. Enjoy the voyage.

WBM

[steve154]

Sweet. Good job.

[brian dunigan]

Despite fishing far too much, including in Brazil, I managed to pass the Tennessee Bar.

Well great.

[john switow]

Congratulations counselor! On which area of the law are you going to focus?

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