russian brides
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i realize you guys already get lots of ads for russian brides here but mine come stuffed full of illegal KGB issue pain-killers.
Are the Russian brides less expensive to maintain than the American ones? I’ve already got an American wife and honestly, I don’t see how I could afford another one.
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American Wife Goods For Sale:
1 Treadmill. Walked on twice after hearing the promise of “I’ll use it everyday.” How was I to know she meant use it everyday to hang the clothes on after taking them out of the dryer.1 case of never read books including titles like “The Human Body, The Owner’s Manual”, “Lose 10 Pounds In 10 Days” etc after hearing “I need this” about a zilliion times.
1 Complete set of drums still in box after hearing “I want to learn the drums” about a zillion times.
1 Fender StratoCaster-Red-Professionally reconditioned-Played only by me on the rare occasion (I’m an acoustic guy) after hearing “I just have to have a red Strat and learn bottleneck slide licks” about a zillion times.
Many other items. If your American Wife want’s it, mine probably has it for sale.
I don’t have any idea of the wants and needs of a Russian Wife, but I doubt they can be more expensive.
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With vodka prices reaching 4 dollars a gallon, russians brides are becoming more and more expensive to fuel… arguably more expensive than American brides.
1 Treadmill. Walked on twice after hearing the promise of “I’ll use it everyday.” How was I to know she meant use it everyday to hang the clothes on after taking them out of the dryer.
LMAO!!!
I hope you don’t mind – I’m going to have to borrow this joke from you.
American Wife Goods For Sale:
1 Treadmill. Walked on twice after hearing the promise of “I’ll use it everyday.” How was I to know she meant use it everyday to hang the clothes on after taking them out of the dryer.1 case of never read books including titles like “The Human Body, The Owner’s Manual”, “Lose 10 Pounds In 10 Days” etc after hearing “I need this” about a zilliion times.
1 Complete set of drums still in box after hearing “I want to learn the drums” about a zillion times.
1 Fender StratoCaster-Red-Professionally reconditioned-Played only by me on the rare occasion (I’m an acoustic guy) after hearing “I just have to have a red Strat and learn bottleneck slide licks” about a zillion times.
Many other items. If your American Wife want’s it, mine probably has it for sale.
I don’t have any idea of the wants and needs of a Russian Wife, but I doubt they can be more expensive.
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Ron – Man you crack me up…
Let me tell you… You’re messing up man. Hear is a lesson. When they ask for that stuff. Get them a fly rod or reel, that miter saw you need, whatever and so on. They catch on quick because your gifts from her turn into treadmills and stratocasters… The first couple of times is a trip to the doghouse but after they catch on… You are golden.
You have the makins of a rock band… and you can even use the treadmill as a prop on stage.
Time to swill some more vodka… the little lady is coming home.
I can’t afford the wants and needs of a “liberated Southern Belle” from South Carolina…so I can only imagine what a Russian bride costs!
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