Yep, Morsie has an awful life… his previous occupation was tasting wine, then charter skipper/guide, now demigod guru… I like to ring him from time to time and usually it involves passing a message via Monique to tell him when he finally drags his ass back through the door from another fishing adventure to ring me.
Then we hear about where he’s been and think he’s full of it, then he posts the pics… if i didn’t like the bugger so much I’ d hate his guts! ;D
You can judge a man by the size of things which annoy him.