Oh man, this is a riot.

[Zach Matthews]

http://www.wsbtv.com/videos/news/gator-sighting-near-hooch-concerns-cobb-residents/v3jFR/

There’s almost too much there for me to handle this morning.

First of all, I highly doubt that’s a 300 lb. gator. Maybe 140 lbs.

Secondly, I love how the reporter goes looking for it, interviews a goofy mountain biker who “saw a snapping turtle and some beavers” the other day, then ultimately finds an “uh, rather large, uh, black snake.”

Thanks a lot there, Steve Irwin.

Then you’ve got the Concerned Citizen who notes that the DNR told her to “keep your dogs and cats away, because it can eat those, and also your children.”

“But for now, they’re gonna let that big gator be!” This is Ed Helms, signing off.

• This topic was modified 13 years, 2 months ago by Zach Matthews.
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