Are you Experienced?
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You can’t put groceries in your car because there are too many rods and reels.
You spend more money on fishing than on babysitters.
The old-timers smile and nod when they see you on the river; some even ask for your advice!
You schedule your sick days to coincide with the Salmon Fly hatch.
You’ve got the scars to prove it.
You are content to teach someone else how to fish and can get satisfaction watching them catch fish.
A “Grand Slam” has nothing to do with baseball or Denny’s restaurants.
You’ve got more fishing hats than your wife has purses.
You’ve driven off the road while scoping out a section of river.
You use the same knife to clean fish and eat an apple.
You carried a fly rod into Sea World.
You take your dog to the river and you both use the same pee tree.
You’ve been kicked out of the zoo for fishing in the koi pond.
You can tell the truth and no one believes you.
There are teeth marks on your fly rod.
Those are great mending machine! I especially like the one about driving off the road while scoping out a new section of river. I haven’t actually driven off the road, but got damn close a few times!
Moosedog
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